Friday, May 30, 2008

Is it really paranoia if they
are actually out to get you?

Craig Deluhery.

Variant: Even paranoids have real enemies.

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Thursday, May 29, 2008

The only thing to do with
good advice is to pass it on.
It is never any use to oneself.

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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Why plan ahead?
Learn as you go.

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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Our systems have no bugs
--just unexpected features.

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The climate "coalmine"
is full of dying canaries.

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Monday, May 26, 2008

Osama scores again!
More Americans have died in Iraq
than in the World Trade Center.

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Insanity is doing the same thing
and expecting a different result.

Wait a minute! That's why I restart Windows!

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Sunday, May 25, 2008

I used to believe that
the world would improve.

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Proud member of
The Richest Generation.

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Friday, May 23, 2008

If I haven't seen far, it's because
I've been surrounded by giants.

Jim Morris, who says he was inspired by Ivan Sutherland's birthday party.

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Your talk was so well done
it took me three minutes
to see what is wrong with it.

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Everyone's job is simple,
compared to mine.

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Thursday, May 22, 2008

In case of DARPA challenge,
this vehicle will be unmanned.

Google parking lot, via Ellen Spertus.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

The future isn't what it used to be.

The late Arthur C. Clarke, 1969.

Updated by Peter Neumann to
"The future is still not what it should be."

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Monday, May 19, 2008

Anyone can design
a security system that
he cannot break.

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Sunday, May 18, 2008

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm,
you will be fired with enthusiasm.

Vince Lombardi via Andy Hanson, William Safire and Leonard Safir.

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I always walk the fine line
between madness and insanity.

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Thursday, May 15, 2008

I'M BUSHED.

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Real men read
the instructions.

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Don't try to drink Vernors
while lying on your back.

Sounds like a hard-earned Life Lesson.

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Friday, May 09, 2008

I understand trickle-down:
I have a healthy male dog.

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Why is saving your home
more important than
growing Exxon's profit?

After all, they're scraping the bottom of the barrel. $10.9 billion in 3 months really disappointed Wall Street.

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Thursday, May 08, 2008

Information accumulates.
Knowledge distills.
Wisdom persists.

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Republicans for
VOLDEMORT

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Wag more.
Bark less.

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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

If you don't risk anything,
you risk even more.

Erica Jong?

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Outlook: The vulnerability
that claims to be an email client.

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Everything changes,
except closed minds.

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Monday, May 05, 2008

Gasoline prices go up
under Republicans.

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Come the Rapture,
can I have your car?

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