Should have leftten minutes earlier

Contributed by Michael Bowen.

How did our oilget under their sand?

Flush all the "holy" books

I Ching, Tipitaka, Vedas, Torah, Bible, Koran, Mormon, Das Kapital, Thoughts of Chairman Mao, ...

How many Iraqis do we have to kill to make them like us?

All creativity is an extended form of a joke.

Attributed to Alan Kay.

The quickest way to be damned as a liberal is to tell the truth.

From a recent Bill Moyers talk.

The glaciers will outlive me--but not by much.

Phil E. Buster forDistrict Court Judge

And

Orson Swindle for
Federal Trade Commissioner

News is what people want to keep hidden.Everything else is publicity.

Bill Moyers

If you are psychic,think "Honk!"

Proud American sponsorof torture worldwide.

Support Bacteria They're the only culture some people have

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Screw Free Trade.I Want a Job.

Submitted by Bill Healey.

Related sentiments:

Screw American Jobs.
I want low prices!

Foreigners should work.
Americans should be capitalists.

Please disregard stickeron previous car.

If marriage were outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws

Reality doesn't go awaywhen you stop believing it.

The Achilles Heel of the Bush Administration's faith-based approach to policy.

God could not be everywhere, so he made mothers

Jewish proverb (in honor of the day today)

When life hands you an alligator, make gatorade.

Events in the future arecloser than they appear.

Hugs for Drugs

Submitted by LazyEights.

An alternate version:

Hugs, not drugs.

FRODO FAILED!Bush got the ring.

I know these streetslike the back of my head.

Spotted in DRNC.

Torture at Abu Ghraib and Gitmo:Your tax dollars at work!

Thank you for not breeding

Slogan of the Church of Euthenasia. (This site not for the easily offended.)